Not Your Bubbe’s Raw Garden Kosher Tangie Sauce

Raw Garden Kosher Tangie Sauce in jar, with package
Raw Garden Kosher Tangie Sauce is an Intense Olfactory Rollercoaster Ride
  • Genetics: Kosher Chem and Sour Tangie
  • Type: Sativa-leaning hybrid
  • Appearance: Melted papaya Life Saver gummy
  • Texture: Loose jelly infused with granules
  • Aromas: Sweet pine, floral, and citrus
  • Dab Temperature(s): 530
  • Most Prominent Terpenes: a-Humulene, b-Pinene, Camphene, d-3 Carene, and trans-Nerolidol
  • Flavors: Momentarily sweet, then pungent, earthy, woody, and hopsy
  • Effects: First 30 minutes – uplifted, yet calm, alert and focused, yet relaxed. After 30 minutes eyes red and itchy, heavy sedation kicks in, yet alertness remains.
  • Problems Treated: Depression, anxiety, pain, and lack of focus
  • Negatives: n/a
  • Testing: 64.57% Total THC, .12% CBD
  • Potency: Boom
  • Overall Rating (1 – 5) (5 is highest): 5
  • Try Again: Absolutely
  • Where Purchased: Dr. Greenthumb’s (Sylmar)

Raw Garden Kosher Tangie Olfactory Yin Yang

Raw Garden Kosher Tangie is a stellar live sauce rich with aromas and flavors wild enough to match the rollercoaster ride this unique hybrid provides.

Not to be confused with the more common Kosher Kush x Tangie indica-leaning strain, Raw Garden’s Kosher Tangie sauce is an intensely euphoric and energizing sativa-dominant hybrid with enough residual kush genetics to provide a safe and comfortable tapering off when it’s time to settle down.

The kashrut in this Kosher hybrid isn’t Kosher Kush, but Raw Garden’s own Kosher Chem, the sativa-dominant child of Kosher Kush and Chem Dawg.

And the tantalizing Tangie in this mix is not the sugared, citrine, evenly balanced hybrid beloved by many, but instead a sweet and pungent Sour Tangie, the 80% sativa-dominant hybrid child of Sour Diesel and Tangie.

Raw Garden Kosher Tangie sauce’s olfactory Yin Yang is a dichotomy of dueling smells and flavors, both sweet, with pine, floral, and citrus notes, and pungent, with woody, earthy, and hoppy tones.

The sauce’s texture and consistency compare to loose, sugar-infused jelly that melts into quartz like butter in a non-stick skillet.

Kosher Tangie tastes more savory than sweet, though its tangerine and floral sweetness is the first to reach the palate. These momentary pleasantries are followed immediately by a pungent, earthy, woody, and hopsy heartiness tasting of honeyed rose petals muddled into freshly turned forest soil.

Raw Garden Kosher Tangie Heterodox High

Conventional wisdom suggests sativa-sourced genetics such as these can over-stimulate and enervate those with less than steely nerves. This was my first concern upon realizing Raw Garden’s Kosher Tangie is not an indica hybrid.

But the geniuses at Raw Garden must’ve known that the brand’s discriminating customers prefer a sophisticated, dynamic, and complex high that impacts users with nuanced and heterodox experiences.

Raw Garden Kosher Tangie resembles my favorite sativa strain, Durban Poison, providing feelings of uplift, alertness, and energy tempered by calm and relaxed centeredness.

Both strains are ideal for any activity requiring focus and energy because they are uplifting and animating while maintaining an even keel physically, mentally, and emotionally.

A moderate Kosher Tangie dab in the evening is a fine way to round out the day, whether taking a hearty walk or binge-watching old Beverly Hills 90210 or Star Trek episodes.

Take A Walk On The Raw Garden Kosher Tangie Side

I dabbed a small amount before each of my last two hour-long evening walks and in both cases was replete with physical and mental perambulatory energy and much-enhanced inner calm.

I forgot my worries, took huge strides with each step, and lost myself in the music wafting through my earbuds.

For those who like to dab and listen to music on intense, cannabis-infused, evening walks, here are two 60 minute-plus strain-specific Spotify soundtracks (made by me) to keep your feet moving and your Raw Garden Kosher Tangie enhanced mind happily humming along:

Raw Garden Kosher Tangie Sauce Long Walk Spotify Playlists

Playlist 1

Raw Garden Kosher Tangie Sauce Long Walk Playlist 1 by Swedish Flying Saucer

Tracks:

  1. The Hollies – Leave Me
  2. The Easybeats – Friday On My Mind
  3. Laura Nyro – Stoned Soul Picnic
  4. David Bowie – Panic in Detroit
  5. Lyn Collins – Think (About It)
  6. Sugar Pie DeSanto & Nat Hendrix Band – A Little Taste Of Soul
  7. The Uniques – My Conversation
  8. The Weirdos – Solitary Confinement
  9. Bob Marley & The Wailers – Waiting In Vain
  10. The Kinks – Young and Innocent Days – Mono Mix
  11. The Yardbirds – Lost Women – The Mono Album
  12. The Zombies – Tell Her No
  13. Joy Division – Transmission (live)
  14. Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell – You’re All I Need To Get By
  15. The Pretty Things – Defecting Grey (Mono – live at the BBC)
  16. Captian Beefheart & His Magic Band – Sure ‘Nuff ‘n’ Yes, I Do
  17. Flamin’ Groovies – First Plane Home
  18. X – I See Red
  19. The Posies – Definite Door
  20. The Kinks – Nothing In the World Can Stop Me Worrin’ ‘Bout That Girl
  21. The Fuzztones – Gotta Get Some
  22. The Spencer Davis Group – Georgia On My Mind

Playlist 2

Raw Garden Kosher Tangie Sauce Long Walk Playlist 2 by Swedish Flying Saucer

Tracks:

  1. Ramones – Carbona Not Glue
  2. Cream – I’m So Glad
  3. France Gall – Poupee de cire, poupée de son
  4. Dick Dale and his Del-Tones – King of the Surf Guitar
  5. The Damned – Melody Lee
  6. Redd Kross – Ballad of a Love Doll
  7. Bob Marley & The Wailers – Roots, Rock, Reggae
  8. Derrick Harriott – Been So Long / You Lied to Your Daddy
  9. The Beach Boys – Let Him Run Wild (Mono)
  10. Led Zeppelin – Celebration Day
  11. Yo La Tengo – Drug Test
  12. Derrick Harriott – Slave [12″ Version]
  13. DEVO – Freedom of Choice
  14. The Stooges – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell – Bowie Mix
  15. Kevin Ayers – May I?
  16. Love – Signed D.C.
  17. Jackson C. Frank – Blues Run the Game
  18. The Velvet Underground – Lady Godiva’s Operation
  19. Stereolab – French Disko
  20. Annette Funicello – Beach Party
Primitive Zippo
Doing high dives into the California cannabis industry, cannabis culture, cannabis-friendly music and anything else cannabis-related residing in the vast expanse of my turgid cranium.

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